A.S.T.R.A.L. • Autonomous Staff for Task Replacement & Assured Labor

Meet Your New
Astral.

Never late. Never tired. Never asks for equity.

The A.S.T.R.A.L. unit eliminates human inefficiency. Capable of planning, constructing, and maintaining software with zero biological downtime.

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Robot Engineer
No onboarding required.
Loyalty guaranteed.

★MEET YOUR ASTRAL★

PLAN
plan
  • • Read Tickets
  • • Ask Questions
  • • Analyze Requirements
BUILD
build
  • • Write Code
  • • Implement Features
  • • Unit Testing
MAINTAIN
maintain
  • • Review PRs
  • • Fix Bugs
  • • System Updates

MORE THAN A TOOL.
IT'S A TEAMMATE.

  • ✓Remembers Project Context
  • ✓Follows Your Standards
  • ✓Works Autonomously
  • ✓Adapts to Feedback

> Executing Deployment...

> All systems operational.

> Code review complete.

> Waiting for input

★TRUSTED BY TEAMS★

STABILITY
VERIFIED
SECURITY
CLEARED
HUMAN-COMPATIBLE
★★★

★SALARY COSTS★

BYO Key
FREE / MONTH
Everything included
JUNIOR
$0 / MONTH
Assists Engineers
SENIOR
$20 / MONTH
Owns Features
STAFF
$400 / MONTH
Architectural Decisions

★Employee of the Month★

Recognized for outstanding service to productivity, efficiency, and morale.
Robot Portrait
JANUARY 2026
Employee: ASTRAL
Department: SOFTWARE ENGINEERING
Status: EXEMPLARY
TASKS COMPLETED: 1,284
PRS APPROVED: 412
BUGS ELIMINATED: 98.7%
★ OFFICIAL COMMENDATION ★ "ASTRAL has exceeded all operational expectations. Continued performance of this caliber is strongly encouraged."
- Automated Oversight Committee